I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'

I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.

Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

It's all been satirized for your protection.

The federal government... announced a plan to spend, like, a trillion of taxpayer dollars to buy out bad mortgages and debt. Wall Street was surprisingly enthusiastic about the plan to save their (butts) with other peoples' money. It was either that, or Sarah Palin's idea to sell it all on eBay.