I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal force. Some people call it Nature. Certainly not this personal god who you have a personal relationship with, who listens to your prayers and answers them, or doesn't. You know, not the silly stuff that most Americans believe because we're such a dumb nation.

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?