It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

It's supposed to be a good thing that he's got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them.

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?

I don't know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer's market. I don't want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama's new campaign slogan is 'Are you better off than you were four days ago?'

When we make mistakes they call it evil