I'm not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic.
God makes trees, he doesn't write books.
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's not popular when he goes overseas. He couldn't go to Rosa Parks' funeral.
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.