To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.

I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?

Germs do not have a political party.

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.

New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President Bush like he's an infallible king, they need to start addressing him as if he was an infallible king. And they can do this by addressing him as "my liege".

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.