There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.