Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?

White people have always shown their superiority over blacks with their feet, moving out of black neighborhoods with the fear that their kids will turn into one of them. And now, through the magic of MTV, damned if it didn't turn out that way!

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm the preacher and we're all gathering together and reciting things.

If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.