Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'

I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.

I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask me, what is my definition of politically correct. My answer is always the same: the elevation of sensitivity over truth. People would rather be nice than right, rather be sensitive than true. Well, being nice and sensitive are important, but they're not more important than being right; they're not more important than the truth.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.