I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

I ... would guess maybe about one or two out of five men is suited for marriage and probably four out of five women are better at marriage than being single and would like to be married.

That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.

Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial.