Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask me, what is my definition of politically correct. My answer is always the same: the elevation of sensitivity over truth. People would rather be nice than right, rather be sensitive than true. Well, being nice and sensitive are important, but they're not more important than being right; they're not more important than the truth.

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have enough trouble with Sarah Palin.

In no way was I intending to say, nor have I ever thought, that the men and women who defend our nation in uniform are anything but courageous and valiant, and I offer my apologies to anyone who took it wrong.