To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.
The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.
False hope really makes you cynical.
I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.
The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.
All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.