Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.
Bill MaherI have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?
Bill MaherBe out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
Bill MaherI have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
Bill Maher