But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.