The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.
Bill MaherAs a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.
Bill MaherThe Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'
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