You are what you do. It's about actions.

Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

Sarah Palin has already had an effect on foreign relations... The new president of Pakistan, Ali Zardari, is in hot water, because last week, Sarah was on a class trip to New York, where she met foreign leaders... And one of the leaders she met was Zardari, and he was gushing over her. He said, oh, you're more gorgeous in person than you are on TV. And so the people in his home country of Pakistan, the Islamists, they issued a fatwa on him, for being too 'flirty.' And when Sarah today was told that Zardari had gotten a fatwa because of her, she said, 'I know, I felt it when he hugged me.'

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

The president had a press conference about this this week and he said that the U.S. has no plans to attack North Korea. And then he added, 'Like having no plan ever stopped me before.'. He has something even more deadly in store for them - we're going to bring them democracy.