Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if you had to have sex with them it would be over in an excruciating three minutes. It's just, - and from the headlines of the past year I gather the only sex they're really good at, is gay sex. Really.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.