NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?

God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.

New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?