NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

It's been over a year since they've graduated, but neither of the Bush twins have found any work. Why don't they sign up (for military service in Iraq)? Do they hate America, or just freedom in general?