Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors.

Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?