Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.
Bill MaherI don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.
Bill MaherI would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.
Bill Maher