It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the vote. He only got 36% of the working-class white people.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway.