It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the vote. He only got 36% of the working-class white people.

Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?

There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

My policy is I am always more than happy to say, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." What I am not willing to do is take back what I said. Unless I am wrong.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.