Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position