Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
Love does not conquer all.
I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.