When you hear a lobby called Partnership for a Drug-Free America, just remember - they do not want a drug free America. They want an America free of drugs that are their competitors.

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.

I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

Religion is insanity by consensus.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.