Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.

Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

You are what you do. It's about actions.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

In the Muslim world, much of it, they cannot conceive of something coming out of the United States that wouldn't be sanctioned by the government, because in their countries, everything is sanctioned by the government.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!