I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke, you'd best deliver information with entertainment.

Death is nature's way of killing you.

My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can't do for themselves. And that's mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism.

[Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.