I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.

We do it all the time, we legislate taste. We do it with the tax code. Churches and children get a tax break, because it's assumed that we all agree that we want to encourage churches and children. I don't. I don't. That's my opinion. I don't want to encourage either churches or children, and it's a very bad idea to put them together.

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .