As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.

We don't really have to make fun of religion - it makes fun of itself.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they'd said or did when they were in office.