Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors.
Bill MaherNot a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.
Bill MaherJohn McCain, who once called Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 'forces of evil', has now come out for teaching intelligent design. That is sad, when smart people have to pretend to be so dumb to get elected.
Bill MaherWhat Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
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