People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney.

Shouldn't we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn't we reward people who don't spawn?