People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I ... would guess maybe about one or two out of five men is suited for marriage and probably four out of five women are better at marriage than being single and would like to be married.

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

[Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

False hope really makes you cynical.