The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole?

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.