The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill MaherPresident Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.
Bill MaherF. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'
Bill MaherI don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
Bill Maher