The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.