I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.