I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

If people really want to find you, they find you.