I don't believe that you can give the same performance every take. It's physically impossible, so why bother? If you don't do what is happening at that moment, then it's not real. Then you're holding something back.

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.