That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.

To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."

And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!