Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.

I count on the kindness of strangers.

I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.