Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I don't believe that you can give the same performance every take. It's physically impossible, so why bother? If you don't do what is happening at that moment, then it's not real. Then you're holding something back.

My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

If people really want to find you, they find you.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.