Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I knew that's where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn't make this movie in America at this price. I knew it was going to be big. I knew there was going to be a ship involved and that there was going to be a set as big as the ship. I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can't hear.)

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.

When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor. A movie like Caddyshack, I can walk on a golf course and some guy will be screaming entire scenes at me and expecting me to do it word for word with him. It's like, 'Fella, I did that once. I improvised that scene. I don't remember how it goes'. But I'm charmed by it. I'm not like, 'Hey, knock it off'. It's kind of cool.

To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.