To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.

I know how to be sour. I know that taste.

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.