The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.

You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.