Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.

Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.