Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.

Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.

Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.