Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

I count on the kindness of strangers.

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.

The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought 'em winter coats from Giorgio Armani - winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.