You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
Bill MurrayHere's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.
Bill MurrayI would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.
Bill MurrayHalf of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
Bill Murray