When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
Bill VeeckWhat can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.
Bill VeeckHow can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
Bill Veeck