If you can't outsmart people, outwork them.
Tradition is the albatross around the neck of progress.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.