I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

Suffering is overated.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed