I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

Tradition is the albatross around the neck of progress.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following - but I'll bet Lancelot had more.

Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.