I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.