I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.

As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.