Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.
Scientific Progress goes boink?
Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.