No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.
I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.