Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.