A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN