Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

I've always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren't moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration. There's great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.