Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.