Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin