Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.