You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications - the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.