Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.