Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
It's always better to leave the party early.
I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!