Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
It's gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, "Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy."