That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?