I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I have enough friends who are gamers. I actually enjoy watching them play because of the visuals and the storytelling of the games. I just love being able to go on an adventure and games are just so sophisticated now that you can just get lost in a world for 20 hours and just be someone else in a very visceral, emotional way. And that's just fascinating.

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!