I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!