Scientific Progress goes boink?
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.