Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.